What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why is my coworker suddenly being so mean towards then being nice like nothing happened? She is nice with everyone but me.

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do Darwin atheists not like facts of Genesis? I’ve noticed they block and dismiss everything a person states. Is that how science works to hide when a truth comes at them?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do you think covid 19 was never as bad as it got made out to be where we needed lockdowns and restrictions?

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Moonraker

How can you tell if someone or someone's is trying to recruit or at least test you for a secret organization?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.